You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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