let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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