ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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