I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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