She said her name was "party"
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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