There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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