Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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