if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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