Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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