Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
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