question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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