Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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