This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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