You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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