Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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