its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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