He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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