What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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