And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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