at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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