And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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