i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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