How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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