Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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