no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
