Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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