I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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