just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Come on in and take your pants off
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