Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Come share oat with me in your robe
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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