we have pet lesbian snakes
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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