so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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