I'm lost and stupid without you.
so that wasnt chicken after all
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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