I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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