problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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