There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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