wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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