I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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