Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
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