do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Randomize
