thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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