Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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