Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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