Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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