So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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