I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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