The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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