We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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