One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
so let's talk penis.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
