Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
It's never too late to be topless.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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