i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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