Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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