Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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