That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Randomize
