You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I currently don't understand fingers.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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