Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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