Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Randomize
